The Las Vegas Sphere Is Just Like Paint The Rock, If You Think About It
Evan courageously took initiative and personally stood next to the Sphere for twenty four hours.
Author Archives: Flippy
DJ Commando Dies Following Sexual Big Bird Tweets
One day, everyone will forget about the Big Birdussy.
“Chicken And Boba” And Other Creative Names For Your Chicken And Boba Shop
In light of the opening of “Chicken and Boba,” the new Chicken and Boba spot in Norris with quite possibly the most creative name of any shop ever to be named, here are several other creative names for your very own Chicken and Boba place.
Ask Flippy: What Do I Do If I Suspect My Roommate Is My Evil Shadow Self?
The other night I found that he had painted my wall with dark red symbols. Also, he keeps leaving open food containers in the room.
Woman Sitting On Her Phone Accidentally Finishes To National Alert Buzz
Then just 10 minutes later, at 1:20 pm, an ungodly buzzing erupted throughout the room. But while everyone else was covering their ears, Baldwin was covering her mouth, trying to hide her cum face and mostly just ending up looking constipated.
BREAKING: Pete Davidson Now Dating God, States: “She’s Fine In Bed, I Guess”
When asked to comment, the stand-up comic maintained that a gentleman “never bangs our Lord and tells”.
5 Things That Are Considered Scary, But Nowhere Near As Terrifying As The Face A Guy Makes When He’s About To Kiss You
It usually involves the life leaving his eyes (and going to his dick) leading to a blank stare and a gaping mouth.
University Wonders Why Students Didn’t Check Emergency Alert Posted To YikYak Immediately After Shooting
In a press conference, President Michael Schill expressed surprise at the criticism.
Northwestern Baseball Team Realizes They’ve Been Holding Their Bats The Wrong Way After Twelfth Straight Loss
“…thin goes for the win.”
It’s that time of year! Bolsonaro supporters and new pledges reflect on shared experience of ‘rushing season’
“For all of the students rushing, it’s all about ‘being in the house where you belong’ and ‘finding the house where you’re going to fit in,’” Sandro explained. “That is what this is about too. The presidential Palacio de Alvadora is not the right house for Lula.”