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NU and Ohio State Fans Bond Pregame with Indy Favorite, Meth

The bitter rivalry between Northwestern and Ohio State fans sparked by the Big Ten Championship Game this Saturday came to a surprisingly peaceful conclusion at a local tailgate with the help of a Hoosier classic. When Northwestern football fan, Bill Werner, initially crashed the tailgate, it appeared relatively ordinary. “I wandered into a backyard and started eating the nearest hot dog,” said Werner. “Next thing I knew, the meth pipe was in my hand.” “The Northwestern fans started out chanting

Pete Davidson Really Missing Life of Two Weeks Ago, When He Could Shop at Sears

Last week was tough for SNL cast member Pete Davidson, who reportedly enjoyed a “blissful and carefree” summer. On October 15th, Sears filed for bankruptcy, bringing Davidson’s happiness to a halt. Pete was one of Sears’ biggest fans and most loyal shoppers, even tattooing the Sears logo on his body. Now that Sears is no longer financially solvent, Pete has gone through the painful process of covering up tattoos that were once so meaningful to him. “I’ve been covering a

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