Flipside Investigation: Democracy Watchdog Ranks Among Us Above the United States in List of World’s Most Functioning Democracies
I took it upon myself to travel to The Skeld to investigate just how good of a democracy they have.
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Biden Mocks Trump Who āProbably Isnāt Getting Laid At Allā In Quarantine
āI really feel for Olā Donald during his period of isolation. I simply cannot imagine a night without the tunes boppinā, a drink in my hand, and a hot wife to rail, much less two weeks! Itās truly a tragedy of our generation.ā
Report: Boomer Just Wants a Plain Black Coffee, None of That Soy Mocha Bullshit
Many of the boomers polled are members of Done with the Injustice of the Coffee Kraze (DICK), an organization founded by Jack Goff, 69, to give boomers a safe space to vent.
High School Senior Captions Selfie āvote :)ā in Stunning Display of Activism
When asked what made her decide to take this stand, Collins explained, āI looked really good in the photo. Oh, you mean the caption? Well, I just wanted to make an impact and encourage people to be politically active!ā
Dad Encourages Black Mold Growth in House to Create Dorm Experience for Quarantined Freshman Scheduled to Live in Bobb
āEvery day I hose down the walls. Then I turn on the heat on low, so we can marinate in the humidity.ā
Self-Conscious Freshman Isn’t Prepared to Learn That He is the Shortest in PA Group
Bentley’s āinclusiveā friends will not be so accepting when they see more than just his Pink Floyd t-shirt and mandala tapestry.
Planned Parenthood Begins Handing Out Copies of League of Legends in Lieu of Condoms
League of Legends functions differently than many contraceptives such as condoms or Plan B. Rather than stop pregnancy, she says, it simply eliminates any chance of sexual (or human) contact at all.
Jewish Students Start Day Long Hunger Strike To Protest Classes On Yom Kippur
With what Rosenstein described as ālike, zeroā participation from students in Econ, pre-Law, and pre-Med, classes will become even more painful over Zoom than imaginable.
Professor Fights Urge to Meddle in Studentās Love Life After Reading Private Chat Transcripts
Hornberger has had to restrain himself from placing the two students together in breakout rooms on several occasions. He also gave them knowing glances during his lecture on college hookup culture.
University IT Admin Considering Barring Students, Parents, Faculty, Staff, and Themselves From Access to CAESAR, Citing Security Risks
The functionality of the website will remain exactly the same, which the anonymous informant said is actually the most formidable layer of security.