Donald Trump Molests Child; Jumps Twelve Points In Polls
Trump, when reached for comment, talked about his “huge schlong”. “A real great schlong I have on me. People say that it is the nicest schlong in the world.
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Jeb Bush Misses Half Money Deadline, Calls Dad
These struggles come as a surprise after many in the media predicted Bush to be the top candidate to reach the half-money deadline over the last couple years.
Mayor Tisdahl Asks Students to Quiet Down on Third Down
“Nobody likes a bother”
Student Genuinely Interested in Kareem Abdul-Jabbar’s Faith
“I thought the journey he took to find his faith was simply fascinating”
Former Premed Claims Distaste for Big Pharma Caused Dropping of Chem 101
“Big Pharma runs everything, man. Those capitalist pigs are ruining the world”, exclaimed Kurt Lopez, WCAS 19’, to his roommate just seconds after dropping chem 101 on Caesar.