Something Happens in United Kingdom; No One Understands It
The liberal party had reason to be chuffed with the big argy-bargy over the EU turning into a big bowl of codswallop with Mayās failure to pass a Brexit divvy plan 432-202.
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Freshman Grabs Ambitious Amount of Condoms
āIām gonna be burninā rubber like the Indy 500. This should last me through the end of the quarter.ā
Area Nudist Dresses Up for Halloween
āUsually I just put a napkin on my pecker to make it look like a ghost, but this year the community is expecting something more,ā Scoggs explained to the press.
Dining Hall Now Offers a Slap Across Your Fucking Face With Raw Chicken Breast
The move comes after the new dining service Compass merged with PĆ¼nchindafƤce™, a transnational Swedish corporation that fuses gastronomic arts and sadomasochism.
Morty Goes on Secret Tinder Date to the World Series
The two were seen bundled for warmth underneath the romantic lights of a Fenway Park box.
Mock Trial Stages Mock Execution
The death penalty case arose when Ross approached NUMTās promotional stand at the Rock and took a brownie before realizing they cost 75 cents. With no cash or venmo, Ross was summarily charged and convicted of theft and thirteen counts of homicide.
US News Editor to Morty: āI Made You Top 10, Now Let My Family Goā
āPlease, I have delivered on my part. Let me hold my son, Zachariah āZac-Attackā Zuckerman, again. Let me see my wife, Zora Zelda Zuckerman. I even made you #15 in Best Value Schools, right above the University of Chicago!ā
Anime Club Director āMaking Dad Proudā
Anime Club Director Edward Elric (SESP ā19) has announced he is āstill making dad proudā after another tense seven minute phone call last Sunday.