Ask Flippy: I Burned My Finger On Lean Cuisine Steam. Should I Amputate?
Steam is hotter than boiling water, after all: who knows what kind of damage I sustainedā¦
From The Prehistoric Archives: OOGA OOGA ROAR The Existence Of A Capitalist State Relies Fundamentally On The Exploitation Of Those Who Participate But Are Not Allowed To Excel In The System Governing Their Lives
DINOSAUR GO! One must question the system I expect we shall soon find ourselves operating beneath ā a system in which the oligarchs of society control the upper echelon outside of the laws binding those beneath them.
Penguins of Madagascar Arrested on RICO Charges
āMoto Moto does not like the FBI.ā
Itās that time of year! Bolsonaro supporters and new pledges reflect on shared experience of ārushing seasonā
āFor all of the students rushing, itās all about ābeing in the house where you belongā and āfinding the house where youāre going to fit in,āā Sandro explained. āThat is what this is about too. The presidential Palacio de Alvadora is not the right house for Lula.ā
Ask Flippy: What Comes After The “Hands On Head” Portion of the Macarena? I Have A Wedding in 2 Hours
I donāt want to look foolish in front of Aunt Myrna.
Trojan Releases New Aphrodisiac: “You’re Both the Same Age in an Airport”
This November, prepare your minds and loins for Trojan Airport: the only aphrodisiac that simulates the untapped sexual desire of seeing a person the same age as you at an airport.
Congress Decides to Choose Speaker of the House Based on Twitter Poll
Former Speaker Nancy Pelosi expressed concern over this strategy of selection. āIām just worried that if a Democrat wins, Republicans will throw another tantrum,ā she remarked, trying to frantically re-download the app, but instead downloading Grindr. After hearing this statement, Congresswoman Lauren Boebert threw herself on the House Floor and began kicking and screaming.
Op-Ed: Sometimes I Think About Chernobyl And I Just Freak Out
But seriously, even just writing about it, I am completely freaking out right now.
āYou want a what?ā Tappa Tappa Keg Brother Fails to Serve āNegroni, Sbagliato, with Prosecco in itā
Confused. Disturbed. Upset. These are how people felt after the incident this week at the TTK darty. Following the event last Saturday at TTK, several brothers are under fire for their poor bartending abilities after being unable to serve the ādrink of choiceā of several attendees. Though the Panhellenic Council has asked for an apology, TTK has failed to issue a statement. Grant Liepzig, the brother manning the keg, stands by his tending-performance. More focused on ābringing good vibesā than
Paddle Aside, Pipsqueaks: Big Kids Take Over Pool with Game of “Macro Polo”
After a flurry of pointing fingers, entitled cries, and insults too obscene for young ears or Flipside reader eyes, the parents who organized each party settled on the inevitable truth: their children had the audacity to be born on the same day.