So the Dillo Day theme was announced and you’re not exactly sure what do with “carnival”? Don’t worry, because we’ve got some great ideas for sexy and hot festival outfits that are perfectly on theme.

Funnel Cake

If you’re looking to the woo the heart of your crush this Dillo Day, why not just clog their arteries? All you need is a really long and skinny tan balloon to wrap around your body in various angles and formations. But don’t forget to fill the balloon with funnel cake’s most crucial ingredient, powdered sugar. Basically, you just need to dress like a skinny cylindrical thing that shoots white stuff—no one will mistake it for anything but funnel cake!

Projectile Vomit

We’ve all been there. You’ve had a bit too many sweets and went on a ride that literally does nothing but spin super fast in a circle over and over again. First, you’ll need  a white T-shirt you don’t really care about and a lot of milk. Now, what you’re gonna do is drink as much milk as you possibly can in one minute. Spoiler alert: you will throw up, and when you do just make sure you land it on that white shirt which you’ll now be wearing to Dillo. Can you get more carnival than that?

Mysteriously Damp Stuffed Animal

Instead of making Dillo-goers try their hand at winning a stuffed animal they’re never gonna get, just be the stuffed animal for them with one of those fuzzy, animal onesies. But the one thing you can’t forget  is putting just the right amount of water on the onesie so it feels damp enough where no one can really figure out if it’s just cold or if it’s actually wet and if it’s wet, why is it wet? Do you think the carny did something to it? That’s how you truly embody carnival-game prizes.

$5 Bill from Mom

You may be jealous of your other friends who got twenties from their parents to spend on popcorn, games, tickets, and whatever else. But, actually, you’re being taught a valuable lesson in personal finance and fiscal responsibility. A green shirt, printed cutout of Abraham Lincoln, slight rip from being shoved into a 2000-square-foot purse that still has receipts from 2005, and you’re all set.

Couple Making out in Front of Little Kids

I know a few of you out there with a special someone may want to do a couple’s costume for this year’s Dillo. Luckily, I have the perfect idea for you. This is a carnival staple, and the costume couldn’t be easier. You can just wear your normal clothes and then anytime you are around little kids at the festival, immediately break out into a messy, aggressive, and undeniably disrespectful makeout sesh. You’ll be the most on theme out of anyone else there, guaranteed.