In a move that has plummeted scurvy rates and left snack enthusiasts bewildered, Tostitos unveiled its latest product this week: the “Hint of Chips” Lime. With it, they hope to recapture the unprecedented popularity that their signature “Hint of Lime” Chips have enjoyed at mediocre apartment parties across the nation.

“We’re always striving for better here,” explains a Tostitos representative. “Everyone’s been telling us for years that we struck gold with those chips, and we figured what people were looking for next was a lime experience really uninterrupted by the strong notes of chip that defined our previous products.”

The result? A seemingly ordinary lime that hides an extraordinary flavor profile. The recipe is a closely guarded secret. An alleged insider able to recite enough obscure information about tortilla chips that we would be concerned if he were not claims that “the whole manufacturing process is just one dude named Phil who whispers ‘chip’ near the limes and then sends them to be packaged.”

“Our normal distributors have been kind of upset with us for pushing boundaries on this one,” the Tostitos representative tells us. For now, you can find “Hint of Chips” Limes on Fizz Marketplace, or at Haidilao if you relay to them the secret code.