Not To Be Outdone, Thomas the Tank Engine Writers Announce Percy is Pansexual
Following the season premiere of Arthur, where it was revealed that Mr. Ratburn is gay, writers for âThomas & Friendsâ announced that Percy is pansexual.
âWe here at âThomas & Friendsâ believe love is love, even for tank engines,â commented Karen Wagner, an official spokesperson for the childrenâs show.
Percy, the lovable small green engine, will reportedly explore his newfound attractions to his fellow trains, Emily and Gordon, in a three episode arc which will culminate with, as Wagner put it, âthe most passionate love-making scene, the likes of which the Island of Sodor has never seen.â
The show has denied that their decision to address Percyâs sexual orientation has anything to do with the spike in âArthurâ ratings following the Mr. Ratburn coming-out episode
âWe live in a progressive age, and itâs about time our toddlers understand the nuances of human sexuality,â said Wagner.
She added, âThe guys over at âArthurâ showed a gay rat wedding, so what? Itâs pretty unoriginal; hasnât anyone heard of âRatatouilleâ? Here at âThomasâ, we refuse to conform to such an overly-simplistic gay-straight dichotomy. You know whatâs been missing in television for people in the revered 0-36 month age range? Pansexual, gender-fluid talking trains. Thatâs where our show comes in. The queer train has left the station- literally- so get ready for some intense consensual LGBTQ tank-engine intercourse in the coming seasons.â
At press time, âThomasâ writers were in the middle of a heated debate about whether Toby the Tram was a top or bottom.
I always wondered about Percy’s relationship with Gator. I thought he might be bocosexual.
Thatâs it Iâm done with Thomas . My children grew up loving it . We have ridden the Thomas engine at Strasburg railroad. Enough is enough with this gay/trans agenda. Children DO NOT NEED TO BE TAUGHT THIS CRAP AT EVERY TURN !! Itâs bad enough itâs being shoved down their young throats in schools. My grandchildren will not watch any Thomas
Disappointing. Young kids don’t need to be aware of what a train’s sexual preference is. Sorry Thomas, but you and your friends are no longer welcome in my home. And no I’m not anti this or phobic that, my child at 4yrs old doesn’t need to know about adult sexuality just yet. Your business is your business, but when you forcibly make it my business, I get to decide how I react. Stop sexualising everything!