Area Freshman Washes Laundry In Three Groups: Colors, Whites, Purple
Confirming leaked CCTV footage from Sargent Residence Hall, area freshman Samantha Wu, WCAS ā21, stated earlier today that she washes her clothes in three batches: colors, whites, and purple.
āYeah, my mom was just super adamant that I separate my colors from my whites or theyāll bleed onto each other,ā Wu told the Flipside. āIām not exactly certain how clothes bleed, or even how youād patch them up; but I guess thatās a question for a seamstress,ā
However, things quickly escalated upon her arrival to Northwestern. First she received her two mandatory purple shirts: her Class of 2021 shirt, and then her WCAS shirt. But this was only the beginning of her now massive collection. Soon enough, the shirts seemingly were budding.
āI looked in my T-shirts drawer and I found a āProud NU Momā shirt, a āNorris Employeeā shirt, and a free basketball tee from a game thatās scheduled for next month.ā
Although the move seems practical, Wu has her concerns. āSometimes while doing the wash, Iāll look in the machine and see the purples swirl; and I swear the shirts are taunting me, mocking my puny existence.ā
At press time, Wu told Flipside that her whites and colors have started disappearing and now she washes those together, while doing the purples separately.
āPurpleā¦..so much purple. PURPLE,ā says Wu.