By Sarah Lowe

A source within the Norris Bookstore has confirmed that, due to the raging success of last year’s costume, the ‘Sexy Morty’ costume will indeed be back in stock in time for Halloween, new and improved. Features of this year’s costume include: a sexy silver fox wig, thigh-high loafers, and a trick-or-treat bag resembling the balls of UChicago President Robert Zimmer, who declined to comment for this article.

The costume has already sold out through online pre-orders, but Norris assures that they will restock soon. “I just have to have it,” said Torie Shaw, McCormick ‘17. “I mean, I can’t go out in last year’s costume. I’d look like such a joke.”

The hope on campus is that if enough students purchase the costume, Morty himself will rise from the world of business casual and embrace his inner sexy persona indefinitely.