Hey, guys. so I need your help. Somebody told me today that there’s something happening on Urethra Pain, but I don’t know what that planet is. My astronomy teacher wasn’t very good; in fact, he told me that planets are just oversized paper airplanes that the government launches into the sky when they wants to distract us from the liberal takeover. It took me five years to find out that was wrong. So, I want to be proactive and just ask what planet is Urethra Pain? I know it’s not in the Milky Way, at least I don’t think so. Because the planets in the Milky Way are Hg, Venus Fly Trap, Earfquake, Mars Bars, Drops of Jupiter by Train, Saturnalia, Uranus, and Neptoons. So which planet is Urethra Pain? I think it must be one of those mineral-heavy ones that’s kind of pointy like a kidney stone because the guy who told me about it said it hurt a lot. And if my rocket crashed into that, I’d probably be hurt too. Also the guy said it’s made it hard for him to go to the bathroom—maybe Urethra Pain is in retrograde or something, or maybe it has a very strong gravitational pull. I just don’t know. Could you please help me out? I just want to know what’s going on. Are there signs of alien life on Urethra Pain? Does Urethra Pain have water? Is Urethra Pain the next planet that humans will colonize when the environment inevitably collapses due to anthropogenic climate change? All I know is that if you just helped me out, I could know Urethra Pain, and I could know it intimately. And that’s all I want because my dad never played Frisbee with me as a kid and so I must look to space to find love, and ultimately, myself.