Biden On Hot Mic; “I’m Ready To Join Jimmy On The Astral Plane.”

Not sure that we were meant to hear this.

At the tail end of his January 15th farewell address, outgoing president Joe Bidenā€™s candid thoughts on the end of his term following Trumpā€™s decisive 2024 election win were heard.

Gaffes and hot mic comments from the president are nothing new. Biden has landed himself in hot water in the past for statements accidentally recorded on mic with both the Chinese and Israeli governments, as well as having a well-documented history of slip-ups (most recently, the president made reference to ā€˜Satanā€™ sneaking into houses through the chimney and kidnapping young children during a Christmastime address). The contents of this latest hot mic incident are recorded below, though writers are unable to transcribe much of the speech.

ā€œAlright, wrap it up, guys. Damn, Iā€™m so tired. I could use some head. God, after this term , Iā€™m ready to join Jimmy on the astral plane. Is this thing on still?ā€

Bidenā€™s comments come just weeks after the December death of former president, humanitarian, and undercover angel Jimmy Carter. The presidentā€™s crude comments have been met largely with silence, as ā€œunpresidentialā€ moments have grown steadily more common and acceptable since 2016, and theyā€™re about to get a lot more common. Pretty much nobody cares at this point. Besides, heā€™s old. And besides, Iā€™m pretty sure all anybody wants anyways is a chance to see Jimmy Carter again. And some good head.

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