Breaking: Election Results Overturned After Lebron Voices Outrage

Our Glorious King LeBron James has spoken.

Just days after publicly voicing support for Vice President Kamala Harris’ presidential bid on X (formerly Twitter), James has issued a second statement decrying Trump’s unprecedented election performance.

“Nah,” reads the first post in Lebron’s thread, which was theatrically released one post at a time over the course of four hours. In immediate response to this first word from James, Donald Trump issued a statement of his own conceding the election despite his victory in both the electoral and popular votes. The Senate and Department of Justice immediately certified this concession, handing the election to Harris and ending the former California Attorney General’s monthslong campaign.

“I have nothing but support for this country’s democracy,” said James. “However, the people made the wrong choice tonight. Y’all know I’m the greatest, y’all know my opinions are valid. So let me be clear: Donald John Trump should NOT have won this election. It’s F–N wild, I mean how did this happen? I called the man a bum back in 2020, it should have ended his career. I TOLD you all to vote Kamala, why is he back?”

The NBA GOAT’s thread was met with heartfelt responses both on and off the social media platform platform, with voters from all across the aisle expressing regret at the results of this years’ general election. This reversal reflects the growing political consensus of our Lord and Savior LeBron, the Laker Legend.

The basketball giant also opened the door on a political career of his own. “If anything like this EVER happens again,” King James’ statement concludes, “I will have to intervene personally. Lebron ‘28, I promise you. Hail to the Lakers.”

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