Breaking: Election Results Overturned After Lebron Voices Outrage
Our Glorious King LeBron James has spoken.
Just days after publicly voicing support for Vice President Kamala Harrisâ presidential bid on X (formerly Twitter), James has issued a second statement decrying Trumpâs unprecedented election performance.
âNah,â reads the first post in Lebronâs thread, which was theatrically released one post at a time over the course of four hours. In immediate response to this first word from James, Donald Trump issued a statement of his own conceding the election despite his victory in both the electoral and popular votes. The Senate and Department of Justice immediately certified this concession, handing the election to Harris and ending the former California Attorney Generalâs monthslong campaign.
âI have nothing but support for this countryâs democracy,â said James. âHowever, the people made the wrong choice tonight. Yâall know Iâm the greatest, yâall know my opinions are valid. So let me be clear: Donald John Trump should NOT have won this election. Itâs FâN wild, I mean how did this happen? I called the man a bum back in 2020, it should have ended his career. I TOLD you all to vote Kamala, why is he back?â
The NBA GOATâs thread was met with heartfelt responses both on and off the social media platform platform, with voters from all across the aisle expressing regret at the results of this yearsâ general election. This reversal reflects the growing political consensus of our Lord and Savior LeBron, the Laker Legend.
The basketball giant also opened the door on a political career of his own. âIf anything like this EVER happens again,â King Jamesâ statement concludes, âI will have to intervene personally. Lebron â28, I promise you. Hail to the Lakers.â