From the mummy of a cat to the Rosetta Stone, Egyptian artifacts are coveted items in the British Museum. After centuries of pillaging and robbing by the British Empire, a deal was made to reconcile the cultural items ripped from Egyptian native lands. Negotiations over reparations were settled last week between the British and Egyptian governments. King Charles’ enlarged prostate will be displayed in the Museum of Egyptian Antiquities in Cairo.

            According to the Colonial Times, an engorged prostate can cause one’s pee stream to not only demand frequent release but also to start and stop randomly. As King Charles sat on his secondary throne staring at his massive dick, he thought to himself, “Oi mate, those jolly blokes near the pyramids deserve a wank of me knickers.” With that decree, he contacted President Abdel Fattah el-Sisi to confirm the exchange.

A sliver of the King’s gargantuan prostate will be the first object visitors see when they enter the Museum. Surrounded by priceless Ancient Egyptian artifacts, sources predict it will become a primary attraction for both tourists and horny women alike. This deal involving Charles’ elephantine groin will go down in history as one of the most significant amends of Britain’s imperial past.