Tim and Moby of BrainPOP Officially Come Out As Gay
After years of speculation, the man/robot duo Tim and Moby, famous for videos loved by overly ambitious elementary schoolers, have publicly announced their status as a gay couple.
“We weren’t sure how people were going to react,” Tim stated in their joint press release. “Would our young viewers still be able to retain basic educational topics if they knew we were raw-dogging it off screen? For a long time, we just couldn’t take that risk.”
Over the years, countless allegations have been made about the status of their relationship, although these allegations have always been denied. One anonymous source claimed to have seen Tim and Moby in a New York City alley in 2011: “I’m not sure that Moby needed to be on his knees to get his system rebooted.” In addition, a business associate once caught Tim stroking Moby’s sensory wires under the table during a meeting, and in 2015, even Tim’s own mother claimed her son “completely abandoned his weebo [sic] body pillow” to sleep next to a smooth, hard, man-shaped robot. However, Tim has always been quick to brush aside these claims: “I’m just a guy with his robot. The suction feature was there when I got him.” Meanwhile, Moby is incapable of human speech, but in the past was known for beeping angrily and printing extra copies of GQ when asked about his sexuality.
The public response appears to be mostly positive. The LGBTQ+ community has been quick to embrace this advancement of relations between machine and man, hailing it as “the Third Industrial Revolution”. Parents of BrainPOP viewers also seem to approve, although some are concerned that their children will start viewing their household appliances as potential sexual partners – toasters seem to be the main suspect, with all their hot holes.
Coincidentally, Pope Francis endorsed same-sex marriage mere days after Tim and Moby’s announcement, although he has yet to state whether the Catholic Church will extend this welcome to couples where one partner can only understand the Bible if it’s uploaded onto their hard-drive through robotic colonoscopy.
Why brother sent me this??
found this through a discussion post on a fandom wiki. This article felt like a fever dream
I dont get it nick what is raw dogging
why are you all on this website
Guys whats the wifi password im on my tmobile 5g network right now
simon how did you found out that word
That’s incest, Klavier.
i think theres a word called “threesome” or “sharing” in the dating lingo i think
Apologies, for jumping to conclusions on my last comment. There was an error on my behalf so I will be cutting my salary instead. However, I will repeat my message.
Ahem. If only Wright could be as submissive as Tim and Moby. Wright is not as breed-able during our dates or trials as time goes on. Perhaps I could let Tim and Moby give Wright a good lesson.
That was not my original message, but it will do for now.
Der robot unt der timothy vere mein heroez in mein childhood…perhaps…zey were right and it was I who am wrong? I must rethink everyzing, ach… If I must choose between der homophobia unt der Tim unt Morty… vell, I shall chooze der Tim unt Moby! If I vas vrong about being der homophobic, vas I vrong about being der racist too? Mein gott, vhat have I done?!?!?!
I love the avatar series i love them so much i want them in
My classmates kept telling me Tim and Moby were hella straight. I told them about this site. Then, my classmates converted from Christianity to LGBTQIA+. Thank you Tim and moby we’ll always accept you for who you two are <3
gya
this is inspiring my next album about man and machine laying each other
gyat
yah , it is but do it because you should and i bet it’s so sweaty and stinky but good
is it gay to suck my homies dick if im practicing for my girlfriend
ariana is going to break the pan
Bless yalls poor dirty souls. This isnt right. yall need to be whooped
im in the 4th grade and i have obsession with toes… I like mobys metal toes and the clanking sound it makes when he walks. I absolutely love the metallic smell
This is so real #servingmyoiledupnakedbodyforadinnerevent #thehiddenmessageiscrazy!
Yoo that can be us ;)
hi guys its me tim make sure to SMASH that MOB- i mean that subscribe button… yeah. totally….
They need the first amendment taken away from them. I’ve had enough. This is at the point where it’s genuinely concerning. I know this website is satire, but the comments are simply insane. I can’t describe out of the 15,000,000+ words in english how crazy this comment section is.
Send help,
-anonymous
I have no words for this
I have no words for this
help…
Who is reading these in school
yall need to stop
I may look fruity but I want your patootie
I know I have a wife, and kids, but Tim and moby just make me feel things I’ve never felt before. I would do so many things to get with them. Every day I skibidi edge Kevin Leonardo style to them. I wan’t them to eat me out and I want them to fill my petite and dainty hole with their nanobots. I have messaged them on freakstagram many times, but they never reply. I’m starting to think they don’t like me. But I feel they would love me if they just gave me a chance. One time I sat outside of Tim’s house and watched him shower, it was the best 20 minutes of my life. I say everything that Tim’s majestical body had to offer. I want them so bad.
we’ve lost touch with society…
these comments oml
I’m the Tim they’re all talking about
i edge to moby while he goons to skibidi toilet
Why the fuck are the comments so sexual ?!
Wtf are these comments help
THE VOICES ARE SAYING REALLY WEIRD AND GAY THINGS THAT I WANT TO DO TO TIM AND MOBY-
Tim what the fuck
what in gods name are these comments (this is why first amendment rights should be taken away from gen-alpha kids)
Lil tim and moby’s roboballs
Oh this is very interesting..
a footjob w tim and moby. make it SEXUAL. EXTRA SEXUAL. NOW!
your little nanobots cant repair your asshole after this
comment section is not i call freedom of expression like what are those comments
a flash goes off as moby rams his huge and thick gadget into tim’s supple ass. its me, in a tree, outside of their bedroom window. i’m the paparazzi for the daily bugle, i’ve got the shot, i’ll make millions. BUT THEN,,,, moby runs out and crushes my camera and throws me off their lawn. this is why im sadly unable to show pictoral evidence of their very real and very gay and very hot sex.
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mama im a crimianal crimianla cirmianl
blud what is this comment section
I love tim and moby so much. They make me shiver with excitement. I have never felt such joy in my life. I feel so free, now knowing that tim and moby are homosexuales. This information makes me wanna goon. I am no longer suicidl. I am littery about to bust eveyrwhere.