Tim and Moby of BrainPOP Officially Come Out As Gay
After years of speculation, the man/robot duo Tim and Moby, famous for videos loved by overly ambitious elementary schoolers, have publicly announced their status as a gay couple.
“We weren’t sure how people were going to react,” Tim stated in their joint press release. “Would our young viewers still be able to retain basic educational topics if they knew we were raw-dogging it off screen? For a long time, we just couldn’t take that risk.”
Over the years, countless allegations have been made about the status of their relationship, although these allegations have always been denied. One anonymous source claimed to have seen Tim and Moby in a New York City alley in 2011: “I’m not sure that Moby needed to be on his knees to get his system rebooted.” In addition, a business associate once caught Tim stroking Moby’s sensory wires under the table during a meeting, and in 2015, even Tim’s own mother claimed her son “completely abandoned his weebo [sic] body pillow” to sleep next to a smooth, hard, man-shaped robot. However, Tim has always been quick to brush aside these claims: “I’m just a guy with his robot. The suction feature was there when I got him.” Meanwhile, Moby is incapable of human speech, but in the past was known for beeping angrily and printing extra copies of GQ when asked about his sexuality.
The public response appears to be mostly positive. The LGBTQ+ community has been quick to embrace this advancement of relations between machine and man, hailing it as “the Third Industrial Revolution”. Parents of BrainPOP viewers also seem to approve, although some are concerned that their children will start viewing their household appliances as potential sexual partners – toasters seem to be the main suspect, with all their hot holes.
Coincidentally, Pope Francis endorsed same-sex marriage mere days after Tim and Moby’s announcement, although he has yet to state whether the Catholic Church will extend this welcome to couples where one partner can only understand the Bible if it’s uploaded onto their hard-drive through robotic colonoscopy.
is 7 inches average
This comment section is wildin..
yu right this is crazy
NAHH ALL YALL GOING TO HELL ON MY SOUL
those ppl simping for tim he doesnt want u he wants moby and his big daddy dick
I’m gonna show dis to my history teacher wish meh luck yall lollll
i think all of humanity’s brainrot has collected here in this comment section for us to observe
You know that this is the weirdest shit that I seen
What is this comment section? like wtf is going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im scared by this comment section-
Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
I can confirm all of this as the toaster, sometimes they decide to bounce me on that gooey yummy metal rod (;
OMG IS SO HUGE AND GOOEY
if xaviersobased rapped about hardcore homosexual anal sex between Tim and Moby, his shitty SoundCloud tunes would be 6 million times more listenable.
Who up wonking they willy
I must say this is the most wildest fucking comment section i’ve seen lmao
OMG!!! TIM GOT ME A DIDLO WITH HIS SIZE!!! IT WAS CUSTOM MADE BY HIM AND HIS COCK!! I LOVE IT!! THANKS DADDY!!
This has gotta be fake, but it’s as real as it should be.
i want the bot to body me.
I am so shocked that my son is sucking dick! My son can NOT be gay! Listen, I like using rose toys and dildo’s too, but my son can not be exposed to this. This is unacceptable that my son is a twink. My son can not be having intercourse with a robot! They are banned from seeing each other! Im gonna kill Moby for turning my son into a dick sucker. He should be using someone’s vagina! I’m going to Moby’s house in 10 minutes. I’m done with this gay fucking! I’m finding Tim’s OnlyFans as soon as possible!
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Yo chat does Moby have a Gyatt I’m boutta call up my boy Speed to ask him if Moby has a real Gyatt
Oh yes fuck moby yes please daddy
Wtf what is this?
fuckkkkk im about to cum moby keep talking im almost there
tim, use your wd40 to make my shrapnel smooth and creamy
Is 2 1/2 inches average?
is 11 inches average?
are you a robot cuz i wanna collect your iron ingot
i will touch you
dont worry ill loosen those bolts for you
im going to loosen my bolts and have tim clean my insides with his long hard di…… i mean arm. arm
OMG GIVE ME A LINK TO THEIR ONLY FANS DADDY. IM READY FOR A THREESOME. AUGHHHH
I’m watching Tim and Moby make love on only fans rn
Tim and moby always got along so well but then one day, moby looked at Tim and felt his heart beat faster . Moby had never felt this way before , could he have a crush on Tim?! At first he denied it but he knew Tim made him cum. So one day moby decided to finally confess his love to Tim, he told him to meed him in an alleyway after a meeting. Moby waited patiently for Tim to arrive he was anxious, what if Tim didnt like him back? What if Tim thought he was weird? Moby has lost in thought, until he heard Tim’s voice.
Hi moby, why did you need me?
Moby was anxious but he slowly leaned in for a kiss, their lips looked but moby was hungry for more, he unzipped Tim’s pants and started sucking his penis while he was sucking Tim was Monaghan so loud and it went on until Tim came into Moby’s mouth.
uhm stalker your gay and uhm its also nnn guys..
Mommy
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I support 100%
I support!! How did Mrs.Catania take this? I know y’all had a thing.
What the fuck is this
Thats insane, unfortunately, your testicular organs will rupture approximately 30 seconds from now
bad news my dick dislocomboculontaviated
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OH MY GOD TIM IS SO TIGHT AAAAUUUUGHHHHHHH
nuh uh
i swaer imma nut
tbh id clap tim’s cheeks too
bro im bout to go grab my tim and moby poster and sleep with it as a pillow case…….and me and my pillow get BUSY!
this made me so happy I immediately invited them over and destroyed them *laughing hysterically emoji*
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