Tim and Moby of BrainPOP Officially Come Out As Gay
After years of speculation, the man/robot duo Tim and Moby, famous for videos loved by overly ambitious elementary schoolers, have publicly announced their status as a gay couple.
âWe werenât sure how people were going to react,â Tim stated in their joint press release. âWould our young viewers still be able to retain basic educational topics if they knew we were raw-dogging it off screen? For a long time, we just couldnât take that risk.â
Over the years, countless allegations have been made about the status of their relationship, although these allegations have always been denied. One anonymous source claimed to have seen Tim and Moby in a New York City alley in 2011: âI’m not sure that Moby needed to be on his knees to get his system rebooted.â In addition, a business associate once caught Tim stroking Mobyâs sensory wires under the table during a meeting, and in 2015, even Timâs own mother claimed her son âcompletely abandoned his weebo [sic] body pillowâ to sleep next to a smooth, hard, man-shaped robot. However, Tim has always been quick to brush aside these claims: âIâm just a guy with his robot. The suction feature was there when I got him.â Meanwhile, Moby is incapable of human speech, but in the past was known for beeping angrily and printing extra copies of GQ when asked about his sexuality.
The public response appears to be mostly positive. The LGBTQ+ community has been quick to embrace this advancement of relations between machine and man, hailing it as âthe Third Industrial Revolutionâ. Parents of BrainPOP viewers also seem to approve, although some are concerned that their children will start viewing their household appliances as potential sexual partners – toasters seem to be the main suspect, with all their hot holes.
Coincidentally, Pope Francis endorsed same-sex marriage mere days after Tim and Mobyâs announcement, although he has yet to state whether the Catholic Church will extend this welcome to couples where one partner can only understand the Bible if itâs uploaded onto their hard-drive through robotic colonoscopy.
Dude what is going on its a kid and a ROBOT?!?!?!
fuck me daddy
Homosexuals for life
Yes, this article is full of facts. Iâve even walked in on Moby jacking off to pictures of Tim.
RAW-DOGGING??
Bro this is actually so funny-
Bro dating a robot is crazy
What the fuck
This is so hot #gaypride
Bro the older comments â ď¸
the comments in this are so funny omg like the ppl taking this seriously??? are yall okay?? its obv satire. and the guy who said “fuck tim and fuck moby pieces of shit” that might be the funniest thing ive ever read like bro has beef w a fictional robot
comments are honestly crazy ngl. i love hoe people are more concerned that there gay instead of the fact its a human and a damn robot- THEY WERE RAW WHAT OFF SCREEN????
Now we know how pansexuals feel
THE FUCKERS FALLING FOR IT LMAO
i quit
Is everyone in this thread ok. You guys know what satire is right
i know how it fells im gay with my fiend Robert it fells so good to fuck a toaster.i fell at ease now with my life it made me cum in the toaster.I think it should me big dick daddy…
MY CHILDHOOD IS OFFICIALLY RUINED, I AM VERY DISAPPINTED.
This is all very surprising to me. LIKE BROâŚ. I would have never expected TIM AND MOBY to come out as gay?! I feel like a lot of our childhood YouTubers, or even characters have come out as gay or part of the lgbtq+ and honestly it ruins it. Iâm not a homophobe Iâm actually bisexual but, as a girl that used to use brain pop in about 4-5th grade I feel like kids shouldnât be using a learning program that is associated with the lgbtq+ community because at the RIPE age of 9-10 years old is DEFINITELY not old enough for children to learn about that yet. I know I was exposed to that at around 9 years old and I was literally a lesbian. I got in trouble so many times when my mom would find little clues about the fact that I liked girls. And I would constantly get in trouble for things related to that. My mom doesnât have any problem with it she just thought I was too young to choose whether or not I liked girls. But honestly this all depends on how young you want your children to learn about the lgbtq+ community this is just my opinion. All in all, I was very surprised hearing about this and itâs overall just very shocking that one of my number 1 childhood learning programs have come out as gay.
This is bullshit this ruined My childhood they arent Even real and they are risking poeple to stop watching it by saying they are gay like TF little kids watch this and thats how they learn well “Stuff”
This is bullshit it took 2 seconds to read the headline and ruin my childhood
I SEE NO DIFFRENCE LOVE IS LOCE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the fuck I never knew they will actually come out as gay my childhood has now been ruined fuck Tim and fuck Moby pieces of shit.
After seeing them for all these years they turn out fucking gay thatâs impossible the fuck
Really I can feel them! My Roomate is a tech and makes robots and made me one that looks like Moby for my birthday Now everyday I fuck Moby and my roommate
Slay queen yesssss
mmmngh i loooooove it !!âşď¸
RAW-DOGGING IT LMFAO
This is the revelation we have all needed. with this comes the rapture. i will wed them. thursday.
this made go freaky with my toaster and i am currentlyin the hospitsal weith third deegree nburns
This has to be a shitpost
i hate robots they make me act up. look i know i may not know how they work but they make me work
Moby is a mack daddy
yes it’s true… i fucked mobey! you can get over it now it’s not that big of a deal!! love is love and i love my robot <3
HELPMNEMSA (follow me on m y socials ermmm izzyllolz) (BYLER IS CANON) (i love byler i wish gay people were real) (i am transmasc mike wheel irl)
i would fuck a sexy ass robot tho, i want that robussy
Damn I love gay ppl and I would feel like Tim too like Moby is so hot. Like GRRR DADDY I LOVE YOU. *play deepthroat* #spotify #Gay #sexy #stripper #livingInYourWalls
The GAY AGENDA is SPREADING to our CHILREN!!!11!!1! Next thing you know, our CHILDREN will be trying to marry TOASTERS!1!!! You can’t even FUCK a TOASTER! We need to make a LAW that BANS all THE A B C D L M N O P COMMUNITY! THE ALPHABET CRUSADERS CAN NO LONGER CONTROL US! AS LEVITICUS:22 SAYS, ALL GAY PEOPLE GO TO HEEEEEELLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
if moby had a dick it would probably have a vibrator built in
The best use of the internet since it has ever created fr
Me gusta estar con tim end mobi
Me gusta
is it normal for my son demitris jr the third to be jerking off to a toaster he also said he was robot sexual care to explain? #WAP #wine #momlife
this is just wrong, i watched this when i was a kid and yet i never knew…
relatable
nahh i sure hope my brother barnaby j. sexton doesnt try gettin freaky w the microwave after reading this
IDIDHJDDJ I FORGOT TO MENTION I SEND PICS OF MOBY STARING AT YOU TO MY FRIEND HDI â ď¸â ď¸â°ď¸
I want to see my friends reaction toward this â ď¸
i was showing some sus pics to my friends in class and we were all giggling so my teacher asked what we were looking at but I didn’t want her to see my phone so I showed her my laptop which just happened to have this article and she read it aloud to the class and we all died laughing
is this funney or conserning