Tim and Moby of BrainPOP Officially Come Out As Gay
After years of speculation, the man/robot duo Tim and Moby, famous for videos loved by overly ambitious elementary schoolers, have publicly announced their status as a gay couple.
“We weren’t sure how people were going to react,” Tim stated in their joint press release. “Would our young viewers still be able to retain basic educational topics if they knew we were raw-dogging it off screen? For a long time, we just couldn’t take that risk.”
Over the years, countless allegations have been made about the status of their relationship, although these allegations have always been denied. One anonymous source claimed to have seen Tim and Moby in a New York City alley in 2011: “I’m not sure that Moby needed to be on his knees to get his system rebooted.” In addition, a business associate once caught Tim stroking Moby’s sensory wires under the table during a meeting, and in 2015, even Tim’s own mother claimed her son “completely abandoned his weebo [sic] body pillow” to sleep next to a smooth, hard, man-shaped robot. However, Tim has always been quick to brush aside these claims: “I’m just a guy with his robot. The suction feature was there when I got him.” Meanwhile, Moby is incapable of human speech, but in the past was known for beeping angrily and printing extra copies of GQ when asked about his sexuality.
The public response appears to be mostly positive. The LGBTQ+ community has been quick to embrace this advancement of relations between machine and man, hailing it as “the Third Industrial Revolution”. Parents of BrainPOP viewers also seem to approve, although some are concerned that their children will start viewing their household appliances as potential sexual partners – toasters seem to be the main suspect, with all their hot holes.
Coincidentally, Pope Francis endorsed same-sex marriage mere days after Tim and Moby’s announcement, although he has yet to state whether the Catholic Church will extend this welcome to couples where one partner can only understand the Bible if it’s uploaded onto their hard-drive through robotic colonoscopy.
Fruity?
i never knew that a robot could be that sexy
something is wrong with this
hi
This is a big surprise but why is a robot with a dude.
the suction option XD i wish i knew girls who could do that
what the fuck have i just stumbled upon.
moby freaky asf what the hell
my kid started to stick it in our toaster oven because of this
tryna beat them metallic cheeks
I wonder what Brady Mills would think of this
Yeah my kid jonquavious the third is starting to get freaky with the toaster bc of this lmao
Holy guacamole . Moby sure is persistent!! Haha! Lol! Toasters are totally dangerous , I hope my son Gliberdaxiourcocksious has tried messing with our toaster lately, I hope he doesn’t get any silly ideas
tim is 25 and moby is at least 1,600?
I can’t decide if this is cute or incredibly wrong lol
me too lol
im at school
oml this killed me aaa
“I’m just a guy with his robot. The suction feature was there when I got him.”
hiiii
Tim and moby are gay, accept it. ^^
wait so the robot has a dick?…
I never knew this was a thing at all until I found a TikTok of it wowzaers
god this is the best piece of literature I’ve ever consumed
THIS GOT ME LAUGHING SO LOUD IN CLASS OML
Bro the fact that they are gay is cute. I’M GAY TOOOOOO<33
tims kinda hot tho-
I KNEW THEY BE BANGIN
BE WHO YOU AREEEE
FOR YOUR PRIDEEEE
Tim stopped sleeping with his anime body pillow to sleep with Moby.
Wait the robot has a D-?
AHHHH WHAT???? IM SO MAD WHY
THEY DO WHAT??
GRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!!!!!!
ok but who tops
HII BESTIEESSS HOW YOU DOIJNN
no you gay for thinking their gay
a bow that’ll…. what? uwu…….
OMG MIKE OXLONG
I DO NOT SUPPORT THIs (jk this is interesting)
i want to see their twitter
poopy stinky
Yas slay ladies
YASSSSSSSSSSSS I SUPPORT YALLLLLLLLLLLLLL <3333333333333333333333333333
I AGREE IZULEO ENTHUSIAST
almost fruity as me
no wonderim gay now
Beep beep ..beep
uhh
Ok but like…
Interesting…
you go gaylords!
im in love with Mike Oxlong.