Tim and Moby of BrainPOP Officially Come Out As Gay
After years of speculation, the man/robot duo Tim and Moby, famous for videos loved by overly ambitious elementary schoolers, have publicly announced their status as a gay couple.
“We weren’t sure how people were going to react,” Tim stated in their joint press release. “Would our young viewers still be able to retain basic educational topics if they knew we were raw-dogging it off screen? For a long time, we just couldn’t take that risk.”
Over the years, countless allegations have been made about the status of their relationship, although these allegations have always been denied. One anonymous source claimed to have seen Tim and Moby in a New York City alley in 2011: “I’m not sure that Moby needed to be on his knees to get his system rebooted.” In addition, a business associate once caught Tim stroking Moby’s sensory wires under the table during a meeting, and in 2015, even Tim’s own mother claimed her son “completely abandoned his weebo [sic] body pillow” to sleep next to a smooth, hard, man-shaped robot. However, Tim has always been quick to brush aside these claims: “I’m just a guy with his robot. The suction feature was there when I got him.” Meanwhile, Moby is incapable of human speech, but in the past was known for beeping angrily and printing extra copies of GQ when asked about his sexuality.
The public response appears to be mostly positive. The LGBTQ+ community has been quick to embrace this advancement of relations between machine and man, hailing it as “the Third Industrial Revolution”. Parents of BrainPOP viewers also seem to approve, although some are concerned that their children will start viewing their household appliances as potential sexual partners – toasters seem to be the main suspect, with all their hot holes.
Coincidentally, Pope Francis endorsed same-sex marriage mere days after Tim and Moby’s announcement, although he has yet to state whether the Catholic Church will extend this welcome to couples where one partner can only understand the Bible if it’s uploaded onto their hard-drive through robotic colonoscopy.
what the fart give me part 4 right meow ?? /hj
Can someone be the tim to my moby
THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHIP> I LOVE TIMOBY SO MUCH THEY R THE HOTTEST COUPLE
pleas i need part 4 grandma is hungry
part 4 pleade
part 3 bc you guys asked so nicely
trump started twerking and bouncing on bidens lap
“AUGHHHH TRUMPY WUMPY DADDYKINS THAT FEELS SO GOOD”
trump felt something poking his plump rump
meanwhile in the back tim and moby were getting freaky tim was wearing cat ears
“your robot member is so big and thick daddywaddy kins” tim said as moby gripped his thick twink thighs
moby started beeping in enjoyment suddenly the members of straykids got on the bus and started pouring baby oil everywhere
biden got excited and started…
part 4 soon
i need part 3 plssss
i need part 3 plssss
part 2 because I like to traumatise anyway
Tim and Moby get freaky
afterwords Tim makes brunch
“what do you want Moby?” asked Tim
“I want that fat ass” said Moby
Tim made eggs.
then they hopped in the car
Tim and Moby got fired from brainpop after an article about them being gay broke the internet
now Tim and Moby work for an “adult film website”
“Tim Moby my favorite gay fags” called trump
“today we will be filming a spicy seen in the back of a bus we got chappell roan to sing for you”
trump said very excitedly
Tim and Moby got undressed and got to the back of the school bus little kids filled the seats and chappel roan started singing
and start called trump Biden was giving him a lap dance
:Tim and Moby started:
part 3 later
normal Saturday
“AUUUGGGHHHHHH” tim yelled stretching out his arms
he felt an open spot next to him on the bed he shot up
“MOBY MOBY WHERE ARE YOU” called tim
“in the other room daddy waddy ass so fatty” called Moby
Tim had given Moby’s program an update so he could talk tim sat up waiting for Moby to come back
Moby walked in wearing a maid dress
“hola papi” Moby said crawling onto the bed
tims mouth fell open
“oh zaddy waddy daddy ass extra fatty Tim said moaning”
comment for part 2
This is poison and my poor children’s souls are ruined. I hate the queer community so glad i left the fandom
happy ahlloween
im crying looking at these comments,i threw my computer.
im scared for this comments,im crying.
like actually
HELP I FOUND THIS ON PINTEREST THE COMMENTS ARE WILDIN RN
I LOVE WHEN MY MOMMY GIVES ME HER PHONE BECAUSE THEN I GET TO CLICK ON HER FAVORITE SHOW AND WATCH TIM AND MOBY TOUCH EACH OTHER BUT THE VIDEOS THAT MY MOMMY WATCHS ARENT WHAT WE WATCH DURING CLASS!!!!
PS. I LOVE THE PART WHEN TIMS FEET TOUCH MOBYS DINGALING
MY MOMMY TOLD ME THAT THEIR SHOW WENT VIRAL AFTER THEY CAME OUTS AS GAYS I HOPE I CAN BE SHOWN OUT IN PUBLIC AS THEIR DAUGTHER TIOBY!!!!!!
PS. MY DADDY KEEPS TOUCHING MOMMY<3
GUYS I LOVE ALL MY FANS THAT SUPPORT ME WITH ME COMMING OUT AND I AM FINALLY DOING A COLLAB WITH TIM AND MOBY!!!!!<3
PS. I AM GOING TO MCDONALDS FOR THE FIRST TIME TO DO A SINGALONG ON MYN LATEST ALBUM<3
HI OLIVIA RODRIGO (;
LOVE IT WHEN I WATCH TIM AND MOBY GETING IT ON<3
WE LOVE AND SUPOORT TIMM AND MOLIBE FOR ETERNITY
PS. MY ASS HURTS<3