Kinky Couple Role-Plays Being in Love
After four years of doing it in college, long-time couple Maggie Bollinger and Mitch Palmer decided to spice things up this week by pretending to like each other. āWe wanted to wait ātil marriage,ā Bollinger said, ābefore weāand excuse me for being impoliteāhad, hehe, love for the first time.ā She cited personal reasons, insisting āItās my choiceāI chose to be free from emotional regret, unplanned feelings, and sappily transmitted dopamines.ā
Asked why they ending up showing affection prior to their nuptials despite their initial plans, Palmer reportedly erected, saying āWe were fooling around one day, just little things, complimenting each otherās bodies, when Maggieās hand brushed mine and she accidentally said something about my personalityāI immediately got a full-on blush and we mutually decided it was time.ā Sources say it was the first real conversation the couple has had since Summer of ā16, when they came clean about their favorite positions.
Apparently, Bollinger only gave her consent because āsheād been hearing thingsārumors, little whispersāthat if she didnāt put out soon, Palmer was going to break off their engagement to hook up constantly,ā according to secret Flipside informant Deep Throat. Asked about the anonymous tip, Bollinger reassured concerned friends and family, saying āFucking has always been the foundation of our relationship, and no amount of love we have can ever change that.ā Still, sources close to the situation have voiced their concern that, like men do, Palmer will only see Bollinger as an instrument for sentimental pleasure now that she has given him her heart.
Unfortunately, Palmer has inadvertently confirmed some of these suspicions. āDonāt get me wrong, sex where she takes me from behind on the corner washing machine in the dorm laundry room, like that first time, will forever be what attracts me to her,ā he told Flipside reporters, ābut weād been drifting, I needed moreāthe meat couldāve used some salt.ā Palmer went on to overshare that since theyāve started role-playing being in love, his eyes have stopped clouding over during day-to-day interactions with Bollinger. āI could get used to this full-time,ā he said.
Although Palmer indeed seems to be taken with their tenderness kink, Bollinger remains unwavering. āI will treat myself and others with value and respect,ā she said at time of press, āIām glad I know now that I can withhold true attachment when Iām not getting the kind of love I want, if you know what I mean.ā