New CompSci Class Unveiled, ‘Navigating CAESAR For Non-Majors’
The computer science department at the McCormick School of Engineering recently debuted a new class aimed at non-STEM students. Sources say the class, entitled âNavigating CAESAR For Non-Majorsâ aims at answering common question about CAESAR, the university-wide website used for registering for classes, but also for looking at grades maybe, and is ostensibly also an acronym for something.
âWeâre really hoping this course will clear up some of the most common questions students have about CAESAR,â says CompSci Professor Dennis Bachman. âAll the time students ask me questions like, âwould this goddamn thing work if I used Internet Explorer?â We decided that the nuances and intricacies of navigating CAESAR could only be properly explained via a college level computer science course dedicated to this shitty website.â
Weinberg freshman Grace Henderson told reporters the class is a âwaste of time.â Says Henderson, âWhy would anyone need a class to learn how to use CAESAR? Just make a better website. Couldnât some of Northwesternâs Hamilton ticket budget go to making a class registration site that doesnât look like it was made in 1997?â
According to Professor Bachman, the course is expected to be âextremely popular, if anyone can figure out how to register for it.â