In a shameless about-face after his most recent discussion section, area student Eric Shaw, WCAS ’19, has reportedly come crawling back to the political science quiz he was going to drop. “The professor allows us to drop our lowest quiz grade, so I thought I could do that with my 75% from a few weeks ago, but the grade I just got back forces me to reconsider,” Shaw said, shaking his head while brazenly attempting to repair his damaged relationship with the quiz he must now keep on his record. “In fact, I can probably still get at least a B even with that quiz,” Shaw added, only further revealing his opportunism and sycophancy. Additional reports allege that Shaw’s recent efforts are only one part of a larger plan to cynically get back in the good graces of his GPA.