Mom’s Judging Harder to Ignore During Summer
Summer vacation is still young, but reports from Northwestern University students who have returned home indicate that NU mothers are already taking advantage of the little opportunities to hurl condescension at their children.
âI tried to keep up the pressure during the school year, but itâs so much harder when Grace isnât in the house,â said mother Sue Ann Collins of Kenosha, WI. âNow that sheâs home for the summer, itâs a lot more convenient to remind her that at her age her brother was interning at Goldman Sachs and not Good Housekeeping.â
âSneaking in passive-aggressive comments about dropping premed several times a day has become a bit a personal challenge for me,â said Marilyn Parnham of Albany, N.Y. âMealtimes are a blessing. Totally captive audienceâhe just has to sit there and soak up the disappointment like a sad, inadequate sponge.â
Sarah Wu, MEAS â19, said that she had hoped that her mother might be pleased with her third consecutive quarter on the Deanâs List, but reported that this was not the case. âThat protected me for about a day,â Wu said. âNow sheâs after me about my boyfriend. Heâs a cellist, and I love dating someone whoâs passionate about his art, but my mom keeps telling me that all musicians are secretly gay. Every time I see her. She even spelled it out in frosting on my birthday cake.â
Apart from increased opportunities for face-to-face maternal judgment, sudden discoveries of school-year secrets also contribute to Julyâs status as the golden days of parental condescension.
âSo, my poetry major isnât technically the same thing as econ,â said Frank Christofferson, WCAS â19. âThe line seemed much blurrier when I was at school âforgettingâ to call her. But I think telling me to âget a real majorâ is uncalled for.â
âI wasnât lying about the lip ring, per se,â Zoe Bennet, WCAS â18, said. âIt just didnât really occur to me to tell my mother until she saw it herself. Now she sighs every time I enter the room.â Bennetâs suggestion to her mother that she should get a matching lip ring were reportedly poorly received.
Northwestern Students across the country have been staring longingly at the September 20th square on their mother’s fridge calendar.