Plex Held Valentine’s Settlers of Catan Tournament
EVANSTON â Hoping to reach out to all of the single students this Valentineâs Day, Foster-Walkerâs Executive Board hosted a Settlers of Catan tournament. âWe felt that a nice night of Catan would be the perfect mixer for those guys and gals in Plex and all across Northwestern who happen to be single at the moment,â said President Ryan Moore, SoC â17.
Sources reported that attendance at the event exceeded Mooreâs expectations. Participant Noah Niken, MEAS â18, explained his decision to come that night: âWell, since all of my friends were out with their girlfriends, I kinda felt that this tournament was the best way to enjoy myself. Usually I just spend Valentineâs Day full of insecurity, thinking about all the reasons why I canât get a stable relationship.â
While almost all of the participants were male, the attendees seemed rather unfazed. âWhether or not I hook up with someone doesnât really matter to me right now,â said Niken, âall that matters is that I crush my enemies.â The Flipside has also been informed that Niken won the tournament, and following his victory he began dancing wildly, only to then start crying due to loneliness.
The Flipside also managed to get an interview with Ana Toker, WCAS â19, the only girl at the event. âIt honestly wasnât too bad. I had a lot of fun and the guys there were super cool,â said Ana. âI mean, whenever I needed to trade for wood, all the guys had me covered.â While Ana was unable to win, she said that it wasnât a huge deal, as her boyfriend from back home was visiting next weekend.