NEW YORK, NY — Carlos Danger, the greatest Internet celebrity since hall-of-fame class act Amanda Bynes, has changed his name in response to the confused and critical responses he received on social media today.

The Mexican vigilante and dick-pic-taker extraordinaire felt his identity was severely compromised and degraded when throngs of social media aficionados and standup wannabes criticized his vaguely racially-offensive pseudonym in somewhat more racially-offensive one-liners.

“The idea to use my name as the label for the Republican immigration bill just went too far,” Danger told The Flipside in an exclusive interview. “Everyone knows that Democrats love immigrants, truly the life-blood of our country, so much so that we honor them in our sexting aliases.”

Amidst other proposals to be the royal baby’s namesake or to join the Avengers, Danger decided to use a random name generator to intensify his title with a new middle name. However, he soon realized there was a simpler solution.

“It just needed to be a little more bad-ass,” Danger told The Flipside in an exclusive interview, “So I added the ‘Fucking’ part.”

While some have called for him to give up his surprisingly successful careers in politics and photography, Danger is in no hurry to abandon his two passions.

“I’ve worked really hard the past few years,” Danger lamented. “I got to the top just like my buddy Bill did, by sleeping with the aides. I just made the mistake of marrying one and then having [phone] sex with someone else.”

At last report, Danger was planning to continue his bid for mayor and the use of his one-eyed cat as a pickup line.