OMG, why did I take Astro and Spanish back to back? Screw it, I’m eating chips.

When do I bring them out? Do I wait for group work or is lecture ok?

Why does this class have to have 12 people, they’re staring into my soul. Are they judging me for being the “food kid”?

Whatever, time to open them. Crap, why are these so crinkly? Is it better to just rip the bag in one fell swoop or open it slowly?

Ok, they’re open. Can the teacher see me? Does she care that I’m eating in her class? That is totally not disrespectful right? Whatever, it’s not high school, I’m an adult and adults eat when they want.

Why is the girl next to me looking at me like I’m fat for eating in class? I saw you at The Keg and you really aren’t in a position to judge Ms. Econ Major Stripper Pole Minor.

Am I the only one who can hear this crunch? Why did I not notice eating noises until now?

Why am I in Comm? Why can’t I be in a huge chem lecture going unnoticed as I eat my feelings of inadequacy?

Ok, so the chips are done but what do I do with the bag? Does placing it on the ground make me look too “littery”?

Oh my god the professor cares! Stop staring at me like I just killed someone! YOU BRING A STAR TREK LUNCH BOX INTO CLASS EVERY DAY I AM NOT THE WEIRD ONE.