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The Jolt unveils new pre-game challenge: any student to do a backflip off the roof of the New Ryan Field (and land it!) can sit on a purple couch for the entire first quarter of a non-conference game
Any student who does a backflip (with at least one full rotation) off the roof of the new stadium and lands it will get the chance to experience Wildcats football in a whole new way. In the unlikely event that multiple students survive the landing, the tie will be broken by fewest broken bones.
The Jolt unveils new pre-game challenge: any student to do a backflip off the roof of the New Ryan Field (and land it!) can sit on a purple couch for the entire first quarter of a non-conference game
Any student who does a backflip (with at least one full rotation) off the roof of the new stadium and lands it will get the chance to experience Wildcats football in a whole new way. In the unlikely event that multiple students survive the landing, the tie will be broken by fewest broken bones.
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The Jolt unveils new pre-game challenge: any student to do a backflip off the roof of the New Ryan Field (and land it!) can sit on a purple couch for the entire first quarter of a non-conference game
Any student who does a backflip (with at least one full rotation) off the roof of the new stadium and lands it will get the chance to experience Wildcats football in a whole new way. In the unlikely event that multiple students survive the landing, the tie will be broken by fewest broken bones.