Call Me Crazy, But that UFO Came Down in the Field by my House in 2012 and When the Little Aliens Came Out They Told Me to Shoot John Lennonā€™s Abused Son Julian Lennon

Look, man, I admit maybe I shouldnā€™t have drunk that whole bowl of ayahuasca brew that uncontacted tribe in Paraguay sent me, but I swear to you Iā€™m not messing around here. Call me crazy if you want, but that UFO came down in the field by my house in 2012 and when the little aliens came out they told me to shoot John Lennonā€™s abused son, Julian Lennon.

I Came From The Streets: A Study Of Asphalt Fetishes

All across the world, itā€™s not that unusual for some people to have strange fetishes. Feet, hybristophilia, lactophilia, even coprophilia. Of course, whatever gets your socks off and gets you turned on really isnā€™t anybody elseā€™s business. However, recently a phenomenon has been sweeping cities across America: asphalt fetishes. ā€œI Came From The Streetsā€ — a breakdown of tarphelia. Signs of the modern fetish first began appearing in America in the 1930s when many roads began to be paved as