“We’re always striving for better here,” explains a Tostitos representative. “Everyone’s been telling us for years that we struck gold with those chips, and we figured what people were looking for next was a lime experience really uninterrupted by the strong notes of chip that defined our previous products.”
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Everybody’s seen somebody go on a power trip before. Police officers when they pull over people, that kid
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All across the world, it’s not that unusual for some people to have strange fetishes. Feet, hybristophilia, lactophilia,
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In a shocking new political move in reaction to the rush craze sweeping college campusesnationwide, Trump recently announced
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Well golly-gee-good-morning, world! My name is John J. Johnson, and I have the best life ever!
Well golly-gee-good-morning, world! My name is John J. Johnson, and I have the best life ever!
Dear Flippy, Last week I went to the doctor for a long-overdue checkup (I’m United Healthcare and figured
All across the world, it’s not that unusual for some people to have strange fetishes. Feet, hybristophilia, lactophilia,
Then, I started to remember another incident. The incident. You see, when I was 9 walked into the living room and saw my parents watching Fifty Shades of Grey on the TV. It was the ice cube scene. Right before what I now know is called some “hot fucking shit”.
Well golly-gee-good-morning, world! My name is John J. Johnson, and I have the best life ever!
“We’re always striving for better here,” explains a Tostitos representative. “Everyone’s been telling us for years that we struck gold with those chips, and we figured what people were looking for next was a lime experience really uninterrupted by the strong notes of chip that defined our previous products.”
The other day when I was driving and intently studying the bumper stickers on the car in front of me, I saw my least favorite sticker of all time.
